SCENE I
The English camp at Agincourt.Enter KING HENRY, BEDFORD, and GLOUCESTER.
K. Hen.
Gloucester, 'tis true that we are in great danger;
The greater therefore should our courage be.
Good morrow, brother Bedford. God Almighty!
There is some soul of goodness in things evil,
Would men observingly distil it out.
For our bad neighbor makes us early stirrers,
Which is both healthful and good husbandry:
Besides, they are our outward consciences,
And preachers to us all, admonishing (10)
That we should dress us fairly for our end.
Thus may we gather honey from the weed,
And make a moral of the devil himself. Enter ERPINGHAM.
Good morrow, old Sir Thomas Erpingham:
A good soft pillow for that good white head
Were better than a churlish turf of France.
Erp.
Not so, my liege: this lodging likes me better,
Since I may say 'Now lie I like a king.'
K. Hen.
'Tis good for men to love their present pains
Upon example; so the spirit is eased:
And when the mind is quicken'd, out of doubt,
The organs, though defunct and dead before,
Break up their drowsy grave and newly move;
With casted slough and fresh legerity.
Lend me thy cloak, Sir Thomas. Brothers both,
Commend me to the princes in our camp;
Do my good morrow to them, and anon
Desire them all to my pavilion.
Glou.
We shall, my liege.
Erp.
Shall I attend your grace?
K. Hen.
No, my good knight;
Go with my brothers to my lords of England: (31)
I and my bosom must debate a while,
And then I would no other company.
Erp.
The Lord in heaven bless thee, noble Harry! [Exeunt all but King.
K. Hen.
God-a-mercy, old heart! thou speak'st cheerfully. Enter PISTOL.
Pist.
Qui va la?
K. Hen.
A friend.
Pist.
Discuss unto me; art thou officer?
Or art thou base, common and popular?
K. Hen.
I am a gentleman of a company. (40)
Pist.
Trail'st thou the puissant pike?
K. Hen.
Even so. What are you?
Pist.
As good a gentleman as the emperor.
K. Hen.
Then you are a better than the king.
Pist.
The king's a bawcock, and a heart of gold,
A lad of life, an imp of fame;
Of parents good, of fist most valiant.
I kiss his dirty shoe, and from heart-string
I love the lovely bully. What is thy name?
K. Hen.
Harry le Roy. (50)
Pist.
Le Roy! a Cornish name: art thou of Cornish crew?
K. Hen.
No, I am a Welshman.
Pist.
Know'st thou Fluellen?
K. Hen.
Yes.
Pist.
Tell him, I'll knock his leek about his pate
Upon Saint Davy's day.
K. Hen.
Do not you wear your dagger in
your cap that day, lest he knock that about
yours.
Pist.
Art thou his friend?
K. Hen.
And his kinsman too. (60)
Pist.
The figo for thee, then!
K. Hen.
I thank you: God be with you!
Pist.
My name is Pistol call'd. [Exit.
K. Hen.
It sorts well with your fierceness. Enter FLUELLEN and COWER.
Gow.
Captain Fluellen!
Flu.
So! in the name of Jesu Christ, speak
lower. It is the greatest admiration of the universal
world, when the true and aunchient
prerogatifes and laws of the wars is not kept:
if you would take the pains but to examine the
wars of Pompey the Great, you shall find, I
warrant you, that there is no tiddle taddle nor
pibble pabble in Pompey's camp; I warrant
you, you shall find the ceremonies of the wars,
and the cares of it, and the forms of it, and
the sobriety of it, and the modesty of it, to be
otherwise.
Gow.
Why, the enemy is loud; you hear
him all night.
Flu.
If the enemy is an ass and a fool and a
prating coxcomb, is it meet, think you, that we
should also, look you, be an ass and a fool and
a prating coxcomb? in your own conscience,
now?
Gow.
I will speak lower.
Flu.
I pray you and beseech you that you
will. [Exeunt Gower and Fluellen.
K. Hen.
Though it appear a little out of fashion,
There is much care and valor in this Welshman. Enter three soldiers, JOHN BATES, ALEXANDER COURT, and MICHAEL WILLIAMS.
Court.
Brother John Bates, is not that the
morning which breaks yonder?
Bates.
I think it be: but we have no great (90)
cause to desire the approach of day.
Will.
We see yonder the beginning of the
day, but I think we shall never see the end of
it. Who goes there?
K. Hen.
A friend.
Will.
Under what captain serve you?
K. Hen.
Under Sir Thomas Erpingham.
Will.
A good old commander and a most
kind gentleman: I pray you, what thinks he
of our estate?
K. Hen.
Even as men wrecked upon a sand, (101)
that look to be washed off the next tide.
Bates.
He hath not told his thought to the
king?
K. Hen.
No; nor it is not meet he should.
For, though I speak it to you, I think the king
is but a man, as I am: the violet smells to him
as it doth to me; the element shows to him as
it doth to me; all his senses have but human
conditions: his ceremonies laid by, in his nakedness
he appears but a man; and though his
affections are higher mounted than ours, yet,
when they stoop, they stoop with the like wing.
Therefore when he sees reason of fears, as we
do, his fears, out of doubt, be of the same
relish as ours are: yet, in reason, no man
should possess him with any appearance of
fear, lest he, by showing it, should dishearten
his army.
Bates.
He may show what outward courage
he will; but I believe, as cold a night as 'tis,
he could wish himself in Thames up to the
neck; and so I would he were, and I by him,
at all adventures, so we were quit here.
K. Hen.
By my troth, I will speak my conscience
of the king: I think he would not wish
himself any where but where he is.
Bates.
Then I would he were here alone;
so should he be sure to be ransomed, and a
many poor men's lives saved.
K. Hen.
I dare say you love him not so ill,
to wish him here alone, howsoever you speak
this to feel other men's minds: methinks I
could not die any where so contented as in the
king's company; his cause being just and his
quarrel honorable.
Will.
That's more than we know.
Bates.
Ay, or more than we should seek
after; for we know enough, if we know we are
the king's subjects: if his cause be wrong, our
obedience to the king wipes the crime of it out
of us.
Will.
But if the cause be not good, the
king himself hath a heavy reckoning to make,
when all those legs and arms and heads,
chopped off in a battle, shall join together at the
latter day and cry all 'We died at such a
place;' some swearing, some crying for a surgeon,
some upon their wives left poor behind
them, some upon the debts they owe, some
upon their children rawly left. I am afeard
there are few die well that die in a battle; for
how can they charitably dispose of any thing,
when blood is their argument? Now, if these
men do not die well, it will be a black matter
for the king that led them to it; whom to disobey
were against all proportion of subjection.
K. Hen.
So, if a son that is by his father
sent about merchandise do sinfully miscarry
upon the sea, the imputation of his wickedness
by your rule, should be imposed upon his father
that sent him: or if a servant, under his
master's command transporting a sum of
money, be assailed by robbers and die in many
irreconciled iniquities, you may call the business
of the master the author of the servant's
damnation: but this is not so: the king is not
bound to answer the particular endings of his
soldiers, the father of his son, nor the master
of his servant; for they purpose not their
death, when they purpose their services. Besides,
there is no king, be his cause never so
spotless, if it come to the arbitrement of
swords, can try it out with all unspotted soldiers:
some peradventure have on them the
guilt of premeditated and contrived murder;
some, of beguiling virgins with the broken seals
of perjury; some, making the wars their bulwark,
that have before gored the gentle bosom
of peace with pillage and robbery. Now, if
these men have defeated the law and outrun
native punishment, though they can outstrip
men, they have no wings to fly from God: war
is his beadle, war is his vengeance; so that
here men are punished for before-breach of
the king's laws in now the king's quarrel:
where they feared the death, they have borne
life away; and where they would be safe, they
perish: then if they die unprovided, no more
is the king guilty of their damnation than he
was before guilty of those impieties for the
which they are now visited. Every subject's
duty is the king's; but every subject's soul is
his own. Therefore should every soldier in the
wars do as every sick man in his bed, wash
every mote out of his conscience; and dying
so, death is to him advantage; or not dying,
the time was blessedly lost wherein such preparation
was gained: and in him that escapes, it
were not sin to think that, making God so free
an offer, He let him outlive that day to see His
greatness and to teach others how they should
prepare.
Will.
'Tis certain, every man that dies ill,
the ill upon his own head, the king is not to (199)
answer it.
Bates.
But I do not desire he should answer
for me; and yet I determine to fight
lustily for him.
K. Hen.
I myself heard the king say he
would not be ransomed.
Will.
Ay, he said so, to make us fight
cheerfully: but when our throats are cut, he
may be ransomed, and we ne'er the wiser.
K. Hen.
If I live to see it, I will never trust
his word after.
Will.
You pay him then. That's a perilous
shot out of an elder-gun, that a poor and private
displeasure can do against a monarch!
you may as well go about to turn the sun to
ice with fanning in his face with a peacock's
feather. You'll never trust his word after!
come, 'tis a foolish saying.
K. Hen.
Your reproof is something too
round: I should be angry with you, if the
time were convenient.
Will.
Let it be a quarrel between us, if you (220)
live.
K. Hen.
I embrace it.
Will.
How shall I know thee again?
K. Hen.
Give me any gage of thine, and I
will wear it in my bonnet: then, if ever thou
darest acknowledge it, I will make it my
quarrel.
Will.
Here's my glove: give me another of
thine.
K. Hen.
There.
Will.
This will I also wear in my cap: if
ever thou come to me and say, after to-morrow,
'This is my glove,' by this hand, I will
take thee a box on the ear.
K. Hen.
If ever I live to see it, I will
challenge it.
Will.
Thou darest as well be hanged.
K. Hen.
Well, I will do it, though I take
thee in the king's company.
Will.
Keep thy word: fare thee well.
Bates.
Be friends, you English fools, be
friends: we have French quarrels enow, if you (241)
could tell how to reckon.
K. Hen.
Indeed, the French may lay twenty
French crowns to one, they will beat us; for
they bear them on their shoulders: but it is no
English treason to cut French crowns, and tomorrow
the king himself will be a clipper. [Exeunt Soldiers.
Upon the king! let us our lives, our souls,
Our debts, our careful wives,
Our children and our sins lay on the king! (250)
We must bear all. O hard condition,
Twin-born with greatness, subject to the breath
Of every fool, whose sense no more can feel
But his own wringing! What infinite heart'sease
Must kings neglect, that private men enjoy!
And what have kings, that privates have not too,
Save ceremony, save general ceremony?
And what art thou, thou idol ceremony?
What kind of god art thou, that suffer'st more
Of mortal griefs than do thy worshippers?
What are thy rents? what are thy comings in? (261)
O ceremony, show me but thy worth!
What is thy soul of adoration?
Art thou aught else but place, degree and form,
Creating awe and fear in other men?
Wherein thou art less happy being fear'd
Than they in fearing.
What drink'st thou oft, instead of homage sweet,
But poison'd flattery? O, be sick, great greatness,
And bid thy ceremony give thee cure! (270)
Think'st thou the fiery fever will go out
With titles blown from adulation?
Will it give place to flexure and low bending?
Canst thou, when thou command'st the beggar's knee,
Command the health of it? No, thou proud dream,
That play'st so subtly with a king's repose;
I am a king that find thee, and I know
'Tis not the balm, the sceptre and the ball,
The sword, the mace, the crown imperial,
The intertissued robe of gold and pearl, (280)
The farced title running 'fore the king,
The throne he sits on, nor the tide of pomp
That beats upon the high shore of this world,
No, not all these, thrice-gorgeous ceremony,
Not all these, laid in bed majestical,
Can sleep so soundly as the wretched slave,
Who with a body fill'd and vacant mind
Gets him to rest, cramm'd with distressful bread;
Never sees horrid night, the child of hell,
But, like a lackey, from the rise to set
Sweats in the eye of Phoebus and all night
Sleeps in Elysium; next day after dawn,
Doth rise and help Hyperion to his horse,
And follows so the ever-running year,
With profitable labor, to his grave:
And, but for ceremony, such a wretch,
Winding up days with toil and nights with sleep,
Had the fore-hand and vantage of a king.
The slave, a member of the country's peace,
Enjoys it; but in gross brain little wots (300)
What watch the king keeps to maintain the peace,
Whose hours the peasant best advantages. Re-enter ERPINGHAM.
Erp.
My lord, your nobles, jealous of your absence,
Seek through your camp to find you.
K. Hen.
Good old knight,
Collect them all together at my tent:
I'll be before thee.
Erp.
I shall do't, my lord. [Exit.
K. Hen.
O God of battles! steel my soldiers' hearts;
Possess them not with fear; take from them now
The sense of reckoning, if the opposed numbers
Pluck their hearts from them. Not to-day, O Lord, (310)
O, not to-day, think not upon the fault
My father made in compassing the crown!
I Richard's body have interred anew;
And on it have bestow'd more contrite tears
Than from it issued forced drops of blood:
Five hundred poor I have in yearly pay,
Who twice a-day their wither'd hands hold up
Toward heaven, to pardon blood; and I have built
Two chantries, where the sad and solemn priests
Sing still for Richard's soul. More will I do; (320)
Though all that I can do is nothing worth,
Since that my penitence comes after all,
Imploring pardon. Re-enter GLOUCESTER.
Glou.
My liege!
K. Hen.
My brother Gloucester's voice? Ay;
I know thy errand, I will go with thee:
The day, my friends and all things stay for me. [Exeunt.
